Nick is from Vienna, VA. Nick was one of the co-creators of Sex Panther. He is in the band Stogies for Skoey where he plays guitar and keyboard. He is not really a man, but rather a woman. He’s got a little brother Bob, and everyone who's met Bob unanimously agrees that Bob could kick Nick's ass pretty easily.

Erick grew up moving around a lot but eventually settled in Vienna just in time to meet Nick and Charles. At CNU, Erick is a founding father for KDR. He has two younger sisters and a younger brother who live in Maryland, and he spends his summers dressed up like a safari guide working at the rainforest cafe in Tyson’s corner. Basically, Erick has no respect or self-esteem, and that's why he doesn’t' mind asking mothers with their seven kids if they want to refill their character ice bottles with slushy. God, that job sucks.

Charles goes to VCU and is the engineering mastermind behind the Sex Panther machine. He's got a younger brother still living back home in V-town. Charles is thought by many to be more than mortal man....those men are correct.

Ross is sketchy and clammy. Ross is also very funny, smart, and has the odd habit of disappearing into the woods for hours at a time and re-appearing with two dead dogs. Ross is a Liberal. Ross always likes strawberries when he goes to Waffle House.